It occurs to me, randomly, that if Hawkeye Pierce had lived in the age of the internet, he would have meme'd the ever-loving fuck out of the 4077th precinct.

So, in several places in the world, the government - usually by way of the church - is of the opinion that providing adequate, accessible birth control will bring about widespread sexual immorality ( Read more... )

You know that saying "gay as the day is long"? I think bicuriosity is kind of like being gay from happy hour onward.

/spam

Guys, it is so cold in this house that my cat has sought refuge from the chill by burrowing under both my quilt and part of my torso.

I demand either more blankets or an accommodating larger organism to utilize for my parasitic warmth-hoarding needs.

Today I learned that the sheer volume of stickers that can be contained on the surface area of a human body is astounding.

Now, I wish I had been able to acquire this knowledge without a trip to the ER, but you take it where you can get it.

GUYS.

GUYS GUYS GUYS.

John Ringo/Laurell K. Hamilton.

Can you imagine the sex!?

"You're so tight..."

"OH JOHN RINGO NO!"

I'd read it. I'd read it like I was going blind.

ABBA songs are so overbearingly wholesome. Listening to them is like being put in a chokehold by Donny Osmond.

You know, I don't have a problem with the queen of England picking her nose. She's fucking royalty, she has the right to spelunk her sinuses in public if she wants.

What I have an issue with is her doing it with gloves on.

It's just...I mean, maybe it's more sanitary, but there's a right and a wrong way, you know?

Just sayin'.